Donald Trump letter generator

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Addressee's first name:  Your first name: 
Addressee's last name:  Your last name: 
Addressee's organization name:  Your organization name: 
Addressee's location:  Your location: 
Thing addressee does not want:  Thing you don't want to do: 
Addressee's honorific:  Example you have already done: 
Addressee's title:  Name of your negotiator: 
People addressee will let down:  Nature of negotiator's note: 
Who will look upon addressee: 

His Excellency
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Dear ~ ~:
Let's work out a good deal! You don't want to be responsible for ~, and I don't want to be responsible for ~—and I will. I have already given you a little sample with respect to ~.
I have worked hard to solve some of your problems. Don't let ~ down. You can make a great deal. ~ is willing to negotiate with you, and he is willing to make concessions that they would never have made in the past. I am confidentially enclosing a copy of his ~ me, just received.
~ will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and sensible way. They will look upon you forever as the devil if good things don't happen. Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool!
I will call you later.
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